Donald Kendall is dead….at 99. This Blogger was busy being a bum in Larkspur, California, when he was recruited by a smooth-talking professional Recruiter. He told this Blogger that he had the perfect position for this Blogger, in Manhattan, Gotham City, on Park Avenue.   They flew this Blogger to New York, and he was interviewed. At the ultimate interview, Mr. Kendall, the chief honcho at PEPSICO, walked in, looked him over, shook his hand and approved a job offer.   The legendary actress Joan Crawford was still alive at the time. She had been married to a former President of PepsiCo. She hated Mr. Kendall’s guts.   She had an office in the Park Avenue building; when she was in the city, one of the chief duties of this recruited wunderkind were to bring her endless bottles of vodka. Mr. Kendall had been white haired since he was a teenager; Ms. Crawford called him WHITE FANG.   People often ask this Blogger what did Ms. Crawford look like? He could never reply, for he NEVER, as in NEV